In Honor of Stupid People.......

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
1.) On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
2.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
3.) On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."(and that would be???....)
4.) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it's just a suggestion.)
5.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
6.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."(..and you thought????...)
7.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."(but wouldn't this save me time?)
8.) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of constru ction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
9.) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."(...I'm taking this because???....)
10.) On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?)
11.) On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
12.) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
13.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: say what?)
14.) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
15.) On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)